What's in your shower?

I buy pricey shampoo & conditioner for myself at the grocery store. Not only does Randy not enjoy expensive shampoo, but he actually doesn’t like to use it. He thinks it’s a waste for him. So for him I always buy the cheap stuff. I always change the scents that I buy for him, but it’s always the same brand. Today it’s a tangerine scent. Now, he doesn’t use conditioner, but the girls like to take a bath in our tub so I have the matching conditioner in there for them. Miles has his own shampoo and conditioner in our bathroom as well. He had some birthday money and since he has the best hair ever and he didn’t ask me for a new remote control car I bought him shampoo and conditioner at the salon. I will admit that I’ve used it a time or two, but really it’s his and he’s the main user. Then I also have a body wash on every shelf of my shower from every secret sister I’ve ever had. Plus, I have my signature scent of Peppermint Twist in there. For as long as I’ve showered with Randy he’s never been a body wash guy. That was UNTIL around Christmas when someone mysteriously dropped a full bottle of AXE Revitalizing Shower Gel for Men in our front yard. He brought it in and asked if I had bought it. I told him that I didn’t buy it, but the commercial I saw for the product all but guarantees if you use it that you get to have sex. He’s been a faithful shower gel user since then. Then we also have shaving cream for me and some for Randy. The problem is that I actually have a couple of empty cans of mine in the shower. Once one is empty I forget by the time that I get out of the shower. I guess I’m so focused on drying off that I don’t think about throwing away the can. Today when I was in the shower I had enough of mine to shave one leg but I ran out so I had to use Randy’s shaving cream on the other leg. Now I smell like a Lavender Man. Anyway, add a couple of razors and a meshy scrubber and that’s what in my shower.