Like Totally...

I'm like totally popular.

Really! I'm the most popular person in my house.

Everyone likes me.

Everyone "calls" sitting by me at the table.

If I'm going somewhere they all want to go with me.

If I'm in the bathroom they can't even wait to get out before they have more to say to me.

They all want to sit next to me in the car when I'm driving.

I get a million texts if I happen to be away from them for too long.

They try to sneak in my room when I'm asleep.

I even get kisses before I brush my teeth in the morning.

What can I say?

They Love Me.