I was helping Randy with his website and he needed a good paragraph for the home page explaining what he can do. How does this sound?
Do you need a home?
I can build one for you.
I have skills.
Oh, you don’t need a home, but your kitchen floor looks like crap?
I can fix that too.
What? You’re in laws are moving in?
I can make that situation a whole lot smoother with a nice add on where your in laws can’t hear you screwing their daughter.
I’ll hook you up!