Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Learning the Letter 'W".

Teacher: When I call your name tell me a ‘W” word and use it in a sentence.

Kid #1: Wagon. I play with the wagon.

Kid #2: Wash. I was my hands.

Kid #3: I need help.

Teacher: Okay, what is made of glass and you look out it?

Kid #3: A Window! I look out the window.

Kid #4. Wax! I don’t know a sentence.

Teacher: I like to Wax the floor.

Teacher: Jocie, can you give me a “W” word?

Jocie: WINE!

Teacher: (smiling) Yes, Jesus drank wine.

Jocie: My Daddy drinks wine!


Anonymous said...

kids say the darndest things. can't wait until justus is learning the letter "b." my daddy drinks beer!

Tim said...

But he's a wine drinker! That story is too cute!

High in Demand said...

It's better than "C"

Crack. My Mommy smokes crack.

Aaron & Rachel said...

That's hilarious!! Too funny!!!

JesusFreak said...

Brandi, you weren't supposed to tell anyone about my mom. That was confidential.

JesusFreak said...

Eric (my coworker) says: "K. My daddy likes to get Krunk!"

God's Warrior Bride said...

Too funny - I just love the honesty of little children.

Carolyn said...

w is for "wrestle" mommy and daddy wrestle~that'd be a good one!!!!!!

Carolyn said...

why is drinking and Christianity so "taboo"?!?!?!? My favorite joke....someone from my church actually said this to a waiter when asked if the "Baptist Choir" group would like to order something from the bar....the response, "No we're Baptist, we don't drink(Long pause for effect)in front of each other!"
Sad, but true...;-)