Well, it's taken 10 years of marriage, but the honeymoon is over. We went to the movies on our anniversary date, and Randy brought along some Now-n-Laters candy to snack on. Well, when we found our seat he put his candy under his bottom "so they can get warm" he explained. I told him that was not first date material.
As if that wasn't enough when he got up to go get a soda he tossed the candy to me to have me sit on them while he was gone.
I told him that I wasn't going to admit sitting on his candy, but I Did.