I'm "Laboring" on this Labor Day.
Goodbye Family. Have a great day! I hope you have a lot of fun at Six Flags. No, really, I do.
Oh, don't worry about me. I'll just stay here and take care of "Tube Face" and "Extreme Vomit and Poop Boy." It should be just fine.
Oh, thank you dear and sweet husband for giving me some spending cash today to soften the blow of not being able to go to Six Flags. There's just so many places to spend it today. First I think I'll run to Dollar General to get some Imodium to stop the poop. Maybe I'll even pick up some more Lysol, but I don't want to spend it all in one place. I may even go pick up a few movies so I can stop having this totally trapped in my house feeling.
Sorry brother of mine who is in town and wanted me to hang out with him today. I just can't come over. I don't want your pregnant wife to get the poops to go along with her morning sickness.
Tomorrow is our 12th anniversary. It better be better.